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zeldathemes

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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  #faves  

2-ee:

benjaminsisko:

important tf2 question #12:

why do a spee have a cicken leg

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such skinny man legs

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so dainty little feets also

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such twiggy lil legs

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why you have these slender leg my son

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where is his ass either, its like a chicken put on pants and stood up

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why spy

physics

mini-tuffs:

rebornica:

Mike the night watch

OH MAH GOD

raspbeary:

spookypenetration:

lms if u cried wow real bravery

a hero rises

raspbeary:

spookypenetration:

lms if u cried wow real bravery

a hero rises

toothpast:

anythingaladdin:

Disney Heroines 

By: gariSK

let’s glorify the heroines rather than just the princesses I like that better

looooool like YOU could ever get a girlfriend..


asian:

smorons:

asian:

Funny because i got a line up for a prom date and youre probably going alone
Ugly ass cucumber

"ugly ass cucumber" THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO FOLLOW JOSH OMG

My name is jason

me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
me: rubs eyelid
me: who the hell is bucky

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.

clelta:

im having an out of body experience 

clelta:

im having an out of body experience 

nevver:

Hey Monster

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

Marilyn Monroe, photographed by Ben Ross 1953.

puniper:

U N L E A S H  T H E  B E E S

puniper:

U N L E A S H  T H E  B E E S