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zeldathemes

Woah, hold on, hold on…

nightshadetears:

This Chad guy managed to EXPEL the Faceless Old Woman from his home by SUMMONING SOME ENTITY THAT THE FACELESS OLD WOMAN COULD NOT UNDERSTAND?

Please don’t drop this plotline, I am deeply interested now.

How dare you, on this, the day of my sister’s wedding?
Cecil Palmer, probably. (via azraeldigabriel)
I’ve been selling her blank CDs for years now and telling her that’s Panic! at the Disco’s aesthetic, that they just release completely silent songs with no titles on albums with no tracks or cover art and no name. It’s really funny, except for, their new album really did come out and it’s called “Quit Fabricating Our Musical Career, Michelle,” so I’m a little freaked out by that. But also, I think I’m really impacting the future of music.
Michelle Nguyen, Welcome to Night Vale, The September Monologues (via stephagnome)
Night Vale fans before: *waves fist in the air* STEEEEEVE CARLSBEEEEEEERG!!!!
Night Vale fans now: *crying over a fictional character who makes scones* Steeeeeeeeeve Carlsbeeeeeeeerg
congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

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dear god, let it be enough

alexdelargeofficial:

"offended? i don’t care."

"i’m not going to tag your fake ‘triggers’ so don’t ask."

"i’m not going to call you by your made-up cutesy ‘pronouns’ :)"

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sapphirechicken:

if i text every possible phone number at least one will have to be paul mccartney

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

  #FUCK  

gay update: getting gayer

Men's Rights Activists: THIS IS NOT FAIR. MEN HAVE PROBLEMS TOO.
Black Men: We're constantly demonized by mainstream media and are targets of police brutality.
Gay Men: We face discrimination and hatred and are denied marriage and job security.
Trans Men: We are outcasts and are denied medical care, our lives are constantly under threat and our gender is always under scrutiny and policed by others.
Men's Rights Activist: ....
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Men's Right Activist: Y-Yeah, but... a Feminist was mean to me...

sassyqueenhistoria:

Day one

princessskittybot:

invader zim is 13 years old today. invader zim is old enough to have an invader zim phase

realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

millymeterz:

Remember this lovely post 

millymeterz:

Remember this lovely post