Dylan Marron is a national treasure. Dylan as Carlos is a thing of perfect, imperfect beauty.
A summary of the latest Wtnv ep
Let us take a moment to-… Let us take this moment-… Ladies and gentlemen, let us mourn the pas-… Can’t. I can’t.
I’m still holding this trophy, I
We go now to this pu- prerecorded public service announcement
I can’t hold this so I have to draw something about this episode or I could not deal with my feels of crying and everythng ;_;
Welcome to Night Vale's 8/1 Horoscopes
summary of welcome to night vale episode 51:
Cecil: Carlos no!
Carlos: CARLOS YES
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a goddess