Dylan Marron is a national treasure. Dylan as Carlos is a thing of perfect, imperfect beauty.

carlos: and we can do..things..over the phone...together...and you have the best voice of all...
cecil: things??
carlos: ...together...over the phone...together
cecil: OOOHHHH

A summary of the latest Wtnv ep

Cecil: Have you've found a way back?
Carlos: SCIENCE!
We can still do things together, even in absence…


Let us take a moment to-… Let us take this moment-… Ladies and gentlemen, let us mourn the pas-… Can’t. I can’t.

I’m still holding this trophy, I 

We go now to this pu- prerecorded public service announcement

I can’t hold this so I have to draw something about this episode or I could not deal with my feels of crying and everythng ;_;


instead of Earl hitting on Cecil while Carlos is gone

how about Earl who knows Cecil isn’t interested and can deal with that and has dealt with that since they were teenagers and was always a super awesome friend, standing with Cecil through the highs and lows of relationships much more numerous…

We did almost an entire show together!
Cecil you sound so smug i bet you’ve been wanting to do this since episode one. (via mr-croatoanbutton)

Welcome to Night Vale's 8/1 Horoscopes

Leo: 'Need a penny? Take a penny. Have a penny? Take another penny. Pennies are worthless, but, go ahead, and take them all. Build a great fortune only to have it's great, copper weight crush your lifeless, pauper body.'
Virgo: 'Don't shoot the messenger, Virgo. It's noisy, and will alert others of your crime. Lure the messenger inside. Make sure no one saw him come in. Choose something quieter than a gun. Perhaps suffocation, or an accidental fall. Really plan these things out. Stop being so trigger happy, Virgo!'
Libra: 'Do you believe in ghosts? You don't? Well, won't you be surprised when you wake up in the middle of the night tonight! Scream loud enough so the neighbors can hear you.'
Scorpio: 'You are respected by your peers. You are a great thinker and leader. You-' Wait, what is this? This is definitely not the right reading for a Scorpio; it must be a typo. I bet the stars meant to say, 'You should hear what they're saying about you. Very funny things, Scorpio. They're saying very funny things at your expense, you jerk.' Yep, that's definitely what the stars meant to say.
Sagittarius: 'The best revenge is living well. The second best is tasteless, slow-acting poison. Maybe it's more of a tie. Either way, you got wronged, and you need to set things right, Sagittarius.'
Capricorn: ''Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Which is better than to have never loved at all, but somehow also lost a love, thus creating a paradox. Paradoxes are bad, Capricorn. Be careful, or logic will destroy you.'
Aquarius: 'Your boyfriend is trapped in an alternate desert dimension. It is difficult to say when he will return. Perhaps take up drinking while crying in a quiet room.' Wow, that's a very specific and painful horoscope. Thanks for nothing, stars.
Pisces: 'A train leaves a station traveling west at 40 miles per hour. Another train leaves a station traveling east at 60 miles per hour. These two trains left on different days, in different years, in different countries. How long until the passengers acknowledge their own impermanence?'
Aries: 'I think they saw you, Aries. Hold still. They cannot see you if you do not move. Shhh! Don't move, don't move, DON'T-- Nope, they saw you. So long, Aries.'
Taurus: 'Someone misses you a lot, Taurus, and even though you have nothing but endless time, trapped out in a nightmarish desert hellscape, you have a hard time making a phone call longer than 10 minutes. Maybe call a bit more than you do, Taurus.' Yep, that's just some astrological advice from the stars.
Gemini: 'You know those eight spiders a year you eat in your sleep? Well, they add up. They are all organizing a pretty dramatic escape. Very soon, Gemini, very soon!'
Cancer: 'The ocean is vast, you convince yourself, walking alone between the trees. The sky is endless, you mutter repeatedly, trying to finally lull yourself to sleep. Matter can neither be created nor destroyed, you contemplate, despite not understanding the first part of the statement. "What's on the Food Network tonight?" you say aloud to a stranger you have known for years.'


summary of welcome to night vale episode 51:

Cecil: Carlos no!


Aquarius: Your boyfriend is trapped in an alternate desert dimension. it is difficult to say when he will return. Perhaps take up drinking while crying in a quiet room. Wow, that’s a very specific and painful horoscope. Thanks for nothing, stars.
Cecil breaking everyone’s hearts again  (via genuinedeadpool)
Carlos: I know two things.
Carlos: I love you.
Cecil: I love you too.
Cecil: What's the other thing?
Carlos: You just said it.
Fandom: *sudden uncontrollable sobbing*





50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”


Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess



  #are you feeling it now mr krabs