look at this snape i found
it seems normal but then
what is this
turn to page 394 motherfucker
important tf2 question #12:
why do a spee have a cicken leg
such skinny man legs
so dainty little feets also
such twiggy lil legs
why you have these slender leg my son
where is his ass either, its like a chicken put on pants and stood up
let’s glorify the heroines rather than just the princesses I like that better
Funny because i got a line up for a prom date and youre probably going alone
Ugly ass cucumber
"ugly ass cucumber" THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO FOLLOW JOSH OMG
My name is jason
After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”